seannybooboo:

dmonarkworld:

cyborglovesong:

Dating advice from Commander Shepard.

OMG

This is amzing! I laughed til I coughed!

femboss:

what do you mean wedding rings don’t have a 20% bonus to restoration magic

hey guys do you remember

hd-dvds 

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.

Asexual: I don't like sex.

Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’